What are you doing next Saturday night? Nevermind, I don’t care. Let me tell you what you’re actually going to be doing: watching Pride and Prejudice with me. We’re going to watch the Keira Knightley version (yeah yeah, BBC is best, but it’s also LONG. I can’t commit to that much time), and I’m going to live tweet about it at @susanjrocks (don’t hate. We all know I rock.), #prideandprejudiceparty. I’ll start around 9 Eastern Time. Might be fun to have read the book before then, too. Topics for conversation with include Keira Knightley’s chin, Matthew Macfadyen’s Darcy v. Michael Fassbender’s Rochester, and the general weirdness of touring a house a person actually lives in. Also the relative merits of proposing adjacent to ham. I don’t tweet much, so it’ll be an adventure for me, too. Won’t you join the fun?